“About half way through the scene, I was falling asleep. I asked the for something to help out, to which he stated ‘No problem,’ he had some DayQuil. “Or, there was the time that I was really sick, but it didn't hit me until I was already on set. We got the pop shot, but it put me out for a week. “I was almost in tears while desperately trying to end the vicious punishment that my hand was inflicting upon myself.
In order to do that, I had to masturbate until I got to an orgasm. After I realized the extent of my injury, I still had to bring it all to a ‘head’ and finish off with the pop shot. It looked like Rudolph the Red Nosed Penis.
#CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE MEME POPSICLE SKIN#
We were in doggie position and after ten to twelve minutes of banging away, I had worn the skin off on the head of my penis. “There was the time that my female counterpart was using a sea sponge because she was on her period. Photograph courtesy of Mercedes Carrera Casey Calvert “Fortunately, my cum bad luck streak ended shortly after-but now that I’m joking about it, it will probably happen again.” I mumbled something about allergies and resolved to get better redness-cutting eye drops. I promise you all that I really was going to attempt my first Parkrun last Saturday morning (it’s a free, timed 5km run, held every Saturday at a park near you, I’ll tell you more once I’ve done one). I was so embarrassed and must have looked so guilty. “I realized that to the outside world, not only did I look like I had some sort of severe incurable pinkeye, but it was also migrating and I had no good explanation for it. But the fourth or fifth time I went to get my mail, the mail guy finally asked me ‘Is everything okay with your eye?’ “I have a habit of going to get my mail after my shoots, and aside from some stinging and redness, I generally forgot about the cum in the eye after it was washed out. Cum is acidic and tends to lead to several hours of redness generally. “Not only that, but it seemed to rotate-one time in the right eye, then the left, then both. I generally love cum, but for whatever reason I was cursed to get hit square in the eye with it every single time. “So, for about two weeks straight it seemed that every single one of my shoots was to end in a facial. Now, if you know anything about porn, you know a ‘pop shot’ is the money shot-aka the cum shot. Quick tip: All ovens are different so adjust the baking time until a cake tester comes out clean.“There was a period of time in late 2014 that I had really bad luck with pop shots.
Spread on the sliced bread for a wonderful afternoon snack. To make the honey butter, combine the ingredients in a small bowl and mix until everything is thoroughly incorporated. Let cool slightly before removing from the pan. Bake in a pre-heated 350 degree oven for 50 – 60 minutes or until the top is golden brown and a cake tester comes out clean. Pour the batter into a buttered and floured loaf pan and our the melted butter over the top. Add the honey and beer and whisk just until everything is combined. Ingredients Bread: 3 Cups Gold Medal all purpose flour 1 Tbsp Domino sugar 1 Tbsp baking powder 1 1/2 tsp salt 3 Tbsp honey 1 bottle (12 oz.) of your favorite beer 4 Tbsp Land O’ Lakes unsalted butter, melted and slightly cooled Honey Butter: 1 Stick Land O’ Lakes unsalted butter, at room temperature 1/4 cup honey Dash of salt, to taste Instructions: In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, sugar, baking powder and salt. I’m tempted to give this a try, using a muffin pan! Make sure you test the bread with a toothpick or a cake tester – you may need to adjust the baking time. I bet this bread would taste awesome, dunked in a hearty meat stew! We were serving burger casserole the day I made this and it did go very well with that, too. Instead of making the honey butter you could always serve this with regular butter, or maybe with your favorite jam.
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